88,008 notes April 10, 2012 A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days. When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day! When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose. When my girlfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN! When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE! When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH! When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE! When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D. When I'm broke:My pride fell with my fortunes When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT! When someone disagrees with me:THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY. When I argue with my girlfriend:The course of true love never did run smooth. When I'm embarrassed:MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?! Someone says "Good Night":Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. When someone asks about the weather:Storm stil!